"Would You Rather" Wednesday

We have decided to add this weekly installment for your enjoyment.

Here's how it works: we'll pose a "would you rather" question every wednesday and we want to hear your responses!

This week's question is...

Would you rather have cheeto fingers or oreo teeth for the rest of your life?

Merrit's Answer: There's definitely a downside to both. With cheeto fingers, you'd constantly get sick nasty orange goo all over it. People would also probably avoid shaking hands with you at all costs, so making business deals might be kinda tricky--not to mention the fact that you'd be a major outcast in all church settings.

On the other hand, oreo teeth are pretty nasty. Picture the most attractive person you've ever seen. Now picture them grinning at you with a nice set of rotting teeth. There's no way to hide your teeth (Unless you knock them all out and leave them under your pillow for the toothfairy. Just don't be too surprised if she doesn't leave you any money for those nasty things.). While beauty isn't just skin deep, looks are what give first impressions and bad teeth tend to ruin someone's impression of you.

After that lengthy analysis...my choice would definitely be cheeto fingers. I'd rather lose my left arm than have gross teeth. Sick.

Brooke's Answer: Both of these would be pretty rough. While Oreo teeth would pretty much guarantee you delicious food storage for the rest of your life, I think I'll have to go with Cheeto fingers. I figure that it's not too hard to become ambidextrous with your feet and bypass using your hands at all. It's much more difficult and impairing to talk without showing your teeth.

What would you rather have? Comment Away!